THE GOBBLEFUNK COLLECTION

•Bellypopper - Layer upon layer of chocolate and banana puddings, topped with gloopy globs of whipped cream and white chocolate shavings.

• Globgobbler - Cotton candy, bubblegum, and gummy worms.

• Frobscottle - Blackberries, fuzzy peaches, ginger ale, sugared grapefruit, apricot, mandarin.

• Lickswishy - Honeysuckle, yuzu, lime.

• Phizz-Wizzling - Blackcurrant, raspberry, fizzy soda.

• Snozzberry - Strawberry banana.

• Whizzpopper - Grape bubblegum and lemonade.

• Zozimus - Fresh floofy marshmallow fluff.


EARTHY/HERBAL/SPICY:

• Amanita - Black loamy soil, mushroom caps, and dirty dark patchouli.

• Artemisia Absinthium - Star anise, amber, spicy cinnamon, fresh green herbal notes, fennel, nutmeg, cassia, wood accord.

• Blood Moon - Dragons blood, smoked vanilla, pipe tobacco, beeswax, sanguine musk.

• Bordello of Blood - Red musk, dragons blood, honey, tonka, saffron, Eastern spices, incense smoke, fire-cured tobacco, beeswax candles, black musk, caramel.

• Calm The Fuck Down - a sigh-inducing blend of essential oils (lavender, ylang ylang, bergamot, vanilla, and patchouli).

• Camp Crystal Lake - lake water, fishing dock, seaweed, forest.

• Chakra Khan - Amber, sandalwood, vanilla, orange blossom, tonka bean, patchouli.

• Champanilla - Nag champa, vanilla liqueur, vanilla bean, musk.

• Coffin Nails - Tobacco leaves, tobacco flower, whiskey, ginger, anise, coriander, clove, spices, fruitwood sap, juniper berry, hay, vetiver, benzoin, labdanum, vanilla pods, tonka bean, honey.

• Conscious, But Very Little More - essential oils of sage, rosemary, sweet orange, tangerine, patchouli, cedar.

• Corpse Bride - Black roses, white amber, damp earth, vanilla, tonka, musk.

• Coven - Patchouli, cinnamon*, cedarwood. *Please note: cinnamon IS known to be a skin irritant, particularly if you have sensitive skin. Please exercise common sense if you choose to order - I do not recommend use on sensitive skin, "naughty bits", or small children or non-8-legged animals. [not a house blend]

• Creaky Floorboards - Old, weathered wood, aged dark patchouli.

• Crowley - Black tea, bergamot, tobacco, vanilla, amber.

• Dodongo's Cavern - Dragon's blood, toasted marshmallow, black cinnamon.

• DTF - Deep plum, clary sage, anise, firewood.

• Elemental - Lush green cloverfields, dampened soil, petrichor, sunwarmed moss, wet pavement, ozone, rain-soaked thunderheads.

• Eulogy - Dark patchouli, clove cigarettes, tonka bean, marshmallow.

• Frankincense and Myrrh - Deep, smoky, and rich, warmed with amber and vanilla.

• Gold Skulltula - Golden amber, cardamom, vanilla orchid, vanilla bean, tonka, myrrh.

• Graveyard - Freshly overturned dirt, pine boxes, cedarwood.

• Hans Trapp – Dark patchouli, clove, cherry.

• Head Shop - Grape cigarillos, nag champa incense.

• Heaven Above, Earth Below - White amber, fresh ozonic air, new mown hay, sunwarmed skin, cyclamen, petrichor, moss, damp earth.

• Hecate - Thorn-riddled blackberry brambles, cabernet sauvignon, sagebrush, dark patchouli.

• Hemlock - Fir boughs, bayberry, vanilla leaf.

• Henbane - Blood orange, ruby grapefruit, kumquat, geranium, oakmoss, santalum, black patchouli, amber, cashmeran, musk.

• Hexenhaus - Black agar, rosewood shelves stacked with books, and deep, sweet, heady incense of every variety.

• Hoggle - Cedar, leather, caraway, tea tree, anise, rosemary, clove, vanilla.

• Jack Torrance - Lemon, orange, verbena, juniper berry, hay, labdanum, vetiver, whiskey, tobacco.

• Jareth - woods, vanilla, incense, myrrh, papyrus.

• Kentucky Bourbon & Woodsmoke - Rich Kentucky bourbon, vanilla musk, teakwood, mahogany and light woodsmoke.

• Le Chat Noir - Chimney smoke, freshly fallen snow, and the cool, dry, musky scent of a cat just in from a long winter stroll.

• Leonine - Sweet orange, bitter orange, blood orange, black pepper, angelica root, and an almost-imperceptible wisp of dark patchouli.

• Link - Green ivy, clover, fresh-cut grass, ozone, fresh air, wisteria, fresh dirt.

• Ludo - Rich nag champa, frankincense, sandalwood, dragon's blood.

• Mandrake - Ginger beer, cardamom, black peppercorns.

• Meditation Champa - Traditional nag champa accented with powdery lotus warmed with deep arabian spices and sandalwoods. [not a house blend]

• Messe Noire - Frankincense, myrrh, golden copal resin, black agarwood.

• Middle Earth - A golden mix of vanilla, chocolate, amber, nag champa, dark patchouli.

• Miss Moth - A vanillic, incensey blend with sandalwood, cedarwood, mild woods, and barely-there florals [not a house blend]

• Mourning Wood - Amber, Madagascar vanilla, rich musk, sandalwood, oud.

• Necromancer - Animalic accord, amber, black patchouli, cedar, Peru balsam, vanilla, cacao, caramel, cardamom, musk.

• Needful Things - Vintage collectibles, fixtures and furniture, knick-knacks, and doo-dads of one’s lifelong dreams and desires.

• Night of the Living Dead - overturned earth, tattered burial clothes, an earthy wafting of dark patchouli.

• Nightshade - Amber, oakmoss, galbanum, vetiver, bergamot, violet, vanilla, musk.

• Norman Loves Mother - Earthy cardamom, rich vanilla, deep dark patchouli, and dry, woody notes of an old teakwood rocking chair.

• Papa Legba - Aged dark Maduro cigars, spiced vanilla, beeswax votives, golden honeycomb.

• Planchette - Amber, dark patchouli, sandalwood, orange blossom, vanilla.

• Redrum - Bay leaves, bay rum, black pepper, dragon's blood.

• Rose Madder - Roses, fresh soil.

• Rose Red - Roses, rich, green PNW forest greenery.

• Sloth - Lavender, chamomile, a hint of orange and eucalyptus, rounded out with cedarwood, musk and hay. [not a house blend]

• Salem's Lot - A damp, dark, mysterious scent reminiscent of a coffin or tomb -- a deep, velvety vanilla base accented with woods and dust. [not a house blend]

• Spirit Temple - vanilla bean pods, Spiritueuse Double Vanille, nag champa incense.

• Strychnine - Egyptian musk, orange blossom, osmanthus, amber, vanilla, vetiver, sandalwood, patchouli. [not a house blend]

• subspace - Wax, vinyl, leather, and latex.

<p>• Thanatos - Desiccated leaves, hedgerow blossoms, charred pinyon, aged cedarwood boughs, petrified tree sap, crisp fall air, laurel, clove bud, smoke-tinged balsam, santalum, and graveyard dirt.<br><p>

• The Bell Witch – Blood musk, ebon musk, feral musk, nag champa, sandalwood, incense, guaiacwood, vanilla, bergamot, aged dark patchouli, woodsmoke, amber.

• The Exorcist - church incense, copal, and ancient, religious tomes.

• The Gilded Bat - black copal, frankincense, myrrh, jalap root, amber, resin, wood, oudh, light florals.

• The Grady Twins - Apothecary lavender, violet candies, wood, metal.

• The Gunslinger - Hints of sulphurous gunpowder, smoky, dark, mildly sweet, and spicy with notes of smoke and wood.

• The Wicker Man - Forest greenery, damp earth, wicker, smoke.

• Torture Chamber - leather straps, metal chains, wooden paddles, earthen floor.

• Trashcan Man - Smoke, motor oil, low-octane gasoline.

• Vanilla Sandalwood - Rich vanilla, West Indian sandalwood.

• Witchboard - Dark patchouli, amber, cardamom, vanilla.


FOODY/GOURMAND:

• Abra Stone - Bubblegum, bergamot, Sicilian orange, fig leaves, lily of the valley, licorice blossom, red fruits, vanilla, caramel, musk, woodsy notes.

• A Clockwork Orange - A bolshy, bezoomny blend of vanilla, spun sugar, and orange blossom, jammiwammed with every orange blend in me flatblock.

• All Soul's Night - Molten marshmallow blobs on scorched sticks, plumes of woodsmoke, and hot, glowing campfire embers on a cool autumn night.

• Amityville – Pumpkin pecan waffles, pumpkin brûlée, marshmallow, sugar cookie, vanilla bean noel, salted caramel popcorn balls.

• Annie Wilkes - Apple pie and a simple, no-nonsense hint of Dove soap.

• Aokigahara Woods – Coconut milk, steamed rice, honeyed figs, lychee, Japanese maplewood, tonka, spiced rooibos tea, galangal.

• Arsenic - Chai, pumpkin puree, buttercream, vanilla cookies, powdered sugar.

• Babooshka - Slow-baked sweet gourds, Russian tea cookies, pipe tobacco, Autumnal spice accord, caramel, nutmeg, honey, coumarin, beeswax absolute, cardamom sugar, crushed apples, black pepper, liatrix absolute.

• Bananas Foster - Caramelized bananas, buttery rum sauce, vanilla ice cream.

• Baneberry - Black currant, lemon, patchouli, rosemary, vanilla.

• Basic Bitch - Pumpkin spice latte.

• Bay Harbor Butcher - red strawberries & fresh, salty ocean air

• Belladonna - Green apple, wild blueberries, lightly-spiced buttery pie crust.

• Belsnickel – Strong coffee, streusel coffee cake, nutmeg, brown sugar, toasted almonds.

• Big Toddy Goth Girl - Spiced buttered rum, bourbon, honey, cinnamon, nutmeg, clove cigarettes.

• Black Cherry Fizzy Cola - smells just like the real thing. This is a *strong* scent. 

• Black Vanilla - Golden amber, three different vanillas, marshmallow fluff, musk. 

• Blood Orange Cotton Candy - Italian blood orange, spun sugar.

• Bloody Merry - Pomegranate, blood orange, black currant, pineapple, black coconut.

• BOO-Berry - Blueberry cordial, blueberry cobbler, vanilla bean.

• Butterbeer - Sweet, golden, drippy butterscotch, rich vanilla ice cream, hot buttered rum.

• Cereal Killer - Fruit Loops, Cap'n Crunch Berries, Trix cereal.

• Chai-mallow - marshmallow, buttercream, black tea, chai spices.

• Children of the Corn - Candy corn, caramel corn, kettle corn.

• Chocolate Orange - dark, rich chocolate, and sweet clementine.

• Chocolate Lavender - rich milk chocolate, cacao nibs, cocoa powder, and herbal lavender.

• Dropped Lolly - blood orange, clover, and freshly mown grass.

• Ecto-1 - Smoked vanilla, cacao absolute, Stay-Puft marshmallows, graham crackers.

• Espiritismo - lavender wands, cowrie shells, coconut husks, tonka beans, black amber, hyssop, spikenard, tea leaves.

• Frau Perchta – Soft, spiced cookies, ginger, cloves, cinnamon, molasses, honey, powdered sugar, black pepper.

• Freddy Loves Nancy - Dreamy, pillowy, torched marshmallows, and strong black coffee.

• Frickin' Bats - vanilla ice cream, black licorice whips, candy corn, root beer, kettle corn.

• Gingerdead Man - Spectral-like swirls of marshmallow goo and snappy, spicy gingerbread.

• Gingermallow - marshmallow, buttercream, crystallized ginger.

• Gluttony - Milk chocolate, dark chocolate, and white chocolate.

• Halloween - Candy apples, sweet pumpkin, candy corn.

• Halloween Town - Pumpkin spice, marshmallows, caramel apples, candy corn, buttery popcorn balls.

• Hannibal Loves Clarice - Ripe, fleshy cherries, slivered almonds, a bite of blood orange, and a fine chianti.

• Hellebore - Pumpkin cakes, mace, smoked vanilla, burnt sugar.

• Hexcake - gingerbread cake, salted caramel, baked apples, vanilla ice cream, pumpkin pecan waffle

• Hyrule Castle - Double bergamot earl grey tea, almond-orange tea cakes.

• Jadis - Spun sugar, marshmallow fluff, Spiritueuse Double Vanille, vanilla.

• Kakariko Village - Spun sugar, lemon curd, jackfruit, apricot, papaya, vanilla.

• Karmical Imbalance - Lemon, cola, and ginger beer.

• Killer Queen - sugar cane, coconut milk, vanilla orchid, white musk, lavender.

• Lavender London Fog - Earl grey tea, steamed milk, vanilla, lavender simple syrup.

• Lavender Macaron - confectioner's sugar, vanilla bean paste, finely milled almond meal, ground lavender buds.

• London Fog - Sweetened earl grey tea, steamed milk, vanilla syrup.

• Lolita - Spun sugar and clove. This is quite heavy on the spun sugar, with juuuuust enough clove to give it a more grown-up 'kick'.

• Lux - Single note vanilla, very similar to White Light, but slightly more buttery/rich.

• Mallowmint - marshmallow, buttercream, candy cane.

• Mallownog - marshmallow, buttercream, eggnog.

• Mallowrum - marshmallow, buttercream, spiced rum.

• Maplemallow Doughnut - Fresh doughnuts, topped with sticky maple frosting, and tooth-achingly sweet marshmallow fluff.

• Mochamallow - marshmallow, buttercream, cacao, espresso.

• Moloko Plus - Steamed milk, sweetened condensed milk, coconut milk, and rice milk, infused with lavender simple syrup, coconut crème, and green cardamom poddiwods.

• Mossypeach - Peach, sun-warmed meadow, cedar, sandalwood, vetiver, tree moss, oakmoss accord.

• Myrtles Plantation – Coffee, beignets, mahogany, pipe tobacco, cocoa, cardamom.

• Nanette's Wizardry - chai, sugared cardamom, vanilla buttercream.

• Oogie Boogie - Marshmallow, buttered rum, sweet potato pie, coconut, vanilla, dried leaves, pipe smoke, charred wood, amber, sandalwood, musk.

• Overlook Hotel - white spruce, sugared vanilla, buttermint candies.

• Pennywise - Black licorice, spun sugar.

• Pineapple Sticky Rice - fresh, sweet pineapple, pan-toasted basmati rice, a dusting of brown sugar, coconut cream.

• Raspberry Rosemallow - marshmallow, buttercream, raspberry-rose compote.

• Scream Queen - Pink bubblegum, vanilla bean pod, light musk.

• Squeaky Bedsprings - Pumpkin pie & lavender.

• Stranger Danger! - Crisp, cool autumn air and a pocket full of candy.

• Stranger Things - Eggo waffles, chocolate pudding, and upside-down cake.

• Strawberry Fields Forever - Strawberries, fresh cut grass, dirt.

• Swiss Miss - a steaming cup of hot cocoa.

• The Evil Garden - prickly holly bushes, blackberry brambles, bamboo sugar cane.

• The Haunted Tea-Cosy - black tea, shortbread scones, Devonshire cream, spiced orange marmalade.

• The Listing Attic - spiced apple cider, maple sugar, Kentucky bourbon

• Thornapple - Pumpkin, persimmon, apple, elderberry, currant, orange, cinnamon, vanilla, sugar cane.

• Tihota - Vanilla bean, musks. [NOT a house blend]

• Tower of London – black tea, lightly spiced oat scones drizzled with honey*, Devonshire cream, benzoin resinoid. *Contains beeswax absolute.

• Vaniglia Liquirizia - black licorice, Madagascar vanilla.

• Vanilla Clove - Rich, creamy vanilla, warm, spicy/herbal clove with hints of cinnamon, ginger.

• Guten Morgen - Satsuma, lemon curd, grapefruit zest.

• Whitechapel 1888 - Christmas rice pudding with a drizzle of maple syrup.

• White Light - Pure, unadulterated vanilla.

• Winchester Mystery House – Vanilla, fireplace embers, aged cedarwood, dark patchouli, sandalwood, amber, gingersnap cookies, clove.

• Wolfsbane - Sassafras root, burdock root, sarsaparilla root, clove, star anise, wintergreen, sweet cream.


FRESH/CLEAN/FLORAL:

• Castle Rock, Maine - freshly cut grass, earth.

• Embalming Fluid - Egyptian musk, green tea, lemon.

• Felix Felicis - Fresh green grass, clover, tart green apple, watermelon.

• Laundromat - laundry soap, fabric softener, ozone, and coin-op washing machines.

• Loup-Garou - silver amber, fur, lunar musk.

• Purple Rain - violet, grape, rain.

• Slice of Life - sweet Florida oranges, and fresh, salty ocean air.

• Strange & Unusual - Lime bubble pop, balsam violet accord, ozone, fresh mountain air, ambergris accord, mimosa accord, pink peppercorn accord, violet leaf absolute, rosewood, ylang ylang.